NFL The Denver Broncos Have a Fart Tax...

Discussion in 'Sports' started by Fool's Requiem, Jun 5, 2015.

  1. Fool's Requiem

    Fool's Requiem Is that a pro Genji?! Premium Member

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    And Von Miller apparently leads the team in most fart fines.

    If you work out a lot or know people who work out a lot, you'll know that in order to keep the build, you ingest a lot of protein. Protein which causes one to fart often, and it tends to smell like something died each time you let one go.
     
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    During meetings is a little bit unsociable...
     
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    It's even more so when someone does it in a ship's berthing lounge with a bunch of dudes packed in it like a can of sardines trying to watch TV or play a game of Nazi Zombies.
     
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    Anything is fair in war and couch gaming.