We're backstage at Super Awesome Pro Wrestling's Thanksgiving Extravaganza. We're in the Winner's Circle locker room. Jack Porter steps into the bathroom and freezes with fear as soon as he hears a toilet flush. Jack Porter: ... YOU BETTER NOT JUMP OUT OF A TOILET YOU MOTHERF- Damon Black steps out of one of the stalls and winks at Jack. Damon Black: All yours, Jackie Boy. Damon gives Jack a fatherly pat on the cheek, which confuses the Hall of Famer, before walking over to the sink. Porter shakes his head and goes to enter the stall... before realizing that Damon touched his face before washing his hands. Porter tries to SalaSpear Damon through the wall, but Damon moves and Porter CRASHES THROUGH THE MOTHERFUCKING WALL INTO THE LOCKER ROOM! WHOO! Lance Van Leer looks at a fallen Jack Porter. Lance Van Leer: You should really lay off the drugs, man. Malice: ... Daniel Shine: ... Jack Porter: Fuck you, Rick. Malice, Shine and LVL look at the still fallen Porter and collectively raise their eyebrows as Damon Black steps through the hole in the wall with a Thanksgiving turkey in hand. Damon Black: OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAH! Malice: Way to set us back a couple hundred years, jackass. Daniel Shine: And that was a terrible Kool-Aid joke. Also, did you wash your hands before handling that delicious Thanksgiving bird? Damon Black: Maybe. Daniel Shine: Good enough for me. Shine walks over to the conveniently placed oven in the WC locker room and opens it up as Damon drops the turkey into a pan and puts it in the oven. Jack Porter is now on his feet again. Jack Porter: So... is it just us this year? Lance Van Leer: I think so. Dan scared everybody else away with all his heel antics. Malice: Goddammit. Heel Shine really DOES suck ass. Daniel Shine begins to weep openly and runs into the bathroom. He enters a stall and shuts the door. Malice, Porter and LVL look around, wondering where the hell Damon Black went. Malice: Oh no. Lance Van Leer: Oh no. Jack Porter: Oh no. Daniel Shine: OH NO! Suddenly Damon Black leaps out of the toilet and hits Daniel Shine with the RELAPSE!1!1!1!@()@UR#()HJ Damon Black: OH YEAAAAAH! ... Was that better? Drake Vinaldi: Lay off the fucking Family Guy jokes, you goddamn piece of shit. Will Bauer: You fucking love boys, man. Drake Vinaldi: ... What the fuck? That's my line! I... I'm not even sure if that's okay to say anymore. Will Bauer: You've officially jumped the shark, ma- Murderous Intent notices that they've wandered into the wrong locker room. They slowly back out of the locker room and into the hallway. Everyone in WC looks at each other awkwardly. The oven goes off. OOC: WHO'S NEXT?!